Where are they now?
Clockwise from left to right:
Michelle Williams: That fucking bitch who left Heath Ledger when he probably needed her the most and I will never forgive her stupid ass for it, no matter how many movies she makes with Leo and Scorsese.
James van der Beek: The guy who should’ve fucked Ian Somerhalder when he had the chance.
Katie Holmes: It all started out so well and then she married a fag and is now the biggest beard that has ever lived.
Joshua Jackson: That sexy motherfucker who just gets better and better looking every year.